A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man
standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi.....My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B. J. Titsenbeer'.
