CRAIGSLIST BRINGS THE GOLD...AGAIN

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random funny stuff

Got to work far too early this morning, 6:30 thanks to dropping parentals at the airport. Wasted 15 minutes gathering some quality photo's.

Weekend due in T minus 8hrs

Just for shits and giggles:

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man
standing alone. She approached him.

'Hi.....My name is Carmen', she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsenbeer'.

Friday Funny

The captain has supplied the goods - for all those graph readers out there.

Captain provides the gold

Possibly the only reason i would watch Idol is for something as champagne as this to happen.



Whilst i have misheard lyrics before i think this actually takes the cake. And by the looks of things she may have eaten said cake as well.

Have a great weekend

I want a dancing walrus

Cool video and they also have the largest penis bone - this dude must have no trouble getting a date.

LIverpool Football Club

My team is slowly, but surely, turning into a joke.

q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
a: Because he was a reds supporter and he had enough of watching the drivel that they are producing on the field week in week out.

This same chicken is embarrassed by the antics of the board and the new owners. This fowl has gone foul over Rafa's rotation policy and truly believes if Kuyt does not improve his touch then he will break his big chicken foot up the Dutch strikers (and i use the term loosely) skinny ass.

The once mighty reds are now best described as toilet - but the sad part is that i still wake up at stupid o'clock every week to watch.

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