No more pointy end :-(

October is a lovely month. Daylight saving kicks in giving me a decent chance at getting to the beach after work for a dip. TK has her birthday on the 17th as do the Captain and Senor Persky - not quite the holy trinity but short of their ability to walk on water, they are quali-ty. It is also the month that generally starts to get more flesh exposed in public, skirts start to rise and sleeves start to shrink. All these things are great by me and feel that they could not happen in a better month but there is one drawback to month number 10 on the charts - no more footy.

As a New South Welshman and more specifically a Sydney resident the only Aussie rules team is the swans and the boys made it all the way to the grand final. While we did not get to bring the trophy back to the SCG for the second time, the swans did turn a potential "bending over" to the greatest final this decade. While i never doubted my team, it was with much swearing and disbelief i watched what could only be described as a SHITE first half of football by swans. Thankfully the second half they got their collective asses into gear and played the game that is deserved of a team wearing that jersey - it was a great effort by the red and the white and i honour the name by day and by night.

For those sport fans out there the previous 5 weeks have been nothing but TOP SHELF. Not only did we get the weekend of the boot (AFL and NRL finals) at the pointy end of the month but we were also treated to A-League, Premier and UEFA champions competitions starting to emerge. Add to that the aussie womens b-ball team totally dominating the world championships and bringing home the bacon (Mmm... holiday meat) and there is no denying that September is the sports fan golden 30 days.

So to all the teams and staff who busted a gut for my entertainment i raise my glass to you and eagerly await what next season has to offer.

Also to all the partners/wives/girlfriends/boyfriends who have to put up with a September addicted nut like myself, you are the silent few who are never given the thanks deserved, and for that reason i assure you that you now have our full and undivided attention... as the cricket season does not start till December.

TimeWastin:
Take your pick - games galore

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars? "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."