No longer will we have to endure that horrible and repetitive question of "when".
While many thought it was overdue, all have received the news well and are glad that another milestone can be marked off what has been a good year.
That's right dear readers...Brittney and K-Fed have filed for divorce.
It happened while TK and i had a romantic meal at forty-one (excellent in all respects but the coffee was disappointing - a must for food lovers) and i was so shocked that i dropped to one knee to recover. While i was down there i proposed to the lovely lady but that's whats not important here.
Sure, the relationship that i have with TK has been described by Ted Theodore Logan as "most excellent", and to see that commitment being set in stone (quite literally) is wonderful, but it does not capture the heart as much as an innocent global teen-idol turning in to the richest trailer park trash to ever walked this revolving rock.
Perhaps she caught wind that i was soon to be off the market and decided to leave her cashed up dancer dude to have a crack at the ultimate - a slowly fattening, Jewish-Australian manufacturer.
TimeWastin
Funny photos provided by the Captain:
